Barney: Hey, I’m really sorry about that phone call.

Robin: Oh, it’s fine.

Barney: No, it is so not fine. I was a jerk. And if you don’t mind my saying, your dad is a complete idiot for not calling. He should never let a day go by without calling you, because… when I let a day go by without talking to you… um… then that day’s just no good.