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Barney: Can you believe we almost…

Robin: I know.

Barney: Good thing we didn’t.

Robin: Yeah, I mean not long after that, you got together with Nora.

Barney: And you met Kevin.

Robin: Yeah, disaster averted.

Barney: Exactly, it would have ruined everything.

(via barnmanandrobin)

Barney: Hey, I’m really sorry about that phone call.

Robin: Oh, it’s fine.

Barney: No, it is so not fine. I was a jerk. And if you don’t mind my saying, your dad is a complete idiot for not calling. He should never let a day go by without calling you, because… when I let a day go by without talking to you… um… then that day’s just no good.

(via neilgasms)

"If you have chemistry, all you need is timing. But the thing is, timing’s a bitch"

- How I met your mother-Robin (via pink3eyelashes)