(via harrisgasm)
(via maybe-2morrow)
Victoria: Remember the night we met?
Ted: I remember you not letting me kiss you.
Victoria: Remember why?
Ted: You had this ridiculous idea that the moment leading up to the kiss…
Victoria: The drum roll.
Ted: …is as good as the kiss itself.
Victoria: Isn’t it?
Well, it’s certainly more innocent.
Victoria: It’s completely harmless.
Ted: Completely.
oh good lord
"I used to believe in destiny, you know? I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week… and I think, ‘Wow, hey, maybe she’s the one’… it’s more than that. I’ve stopped believing, not in some ‘depressed-i’m-going-to-cry-in-my-toast’ way, but in a way I hadn’t noticed until tonight. It’s just everyday I believe a little less and a little less and a little less and that… sucks."
- Ted Mosby, HIMYM S07E01 (via denity)
(via denity)
Ted: What kind of name is Zoey? What is that short for? Zoseph?
